Hey Germs Get Out the Way!!!

Hello everyone,H here and today I am pulling a Jay and writing about my day.Hey that rhymes day-Jay.Anyways today was an okay day.I mean it wasn't the best...but I am not here to bum you out.Instead I want to raise public awareness on the most vile,disgusting,sick-a-ma-bobish thing EVER!!!!! DRINKING AFTER PEOPLE!!!!Now all my friends say I over react but I think it is perfectly rational... Okay so imagine this...well actually no just read this instead.

Random Guy #1:(Panting)Oh man I am so thirsty!!!
Random Guy#2:(Slurping away on a Soda)
Random Guy#1:Whoa guy!I am so thirsty.Could you give me a sip of that delicious,berry soda.
Random Guy#2:Sure!!!I always let random people drink my sodas!!!(Coughs,sneezes,&retches)
Random Guy#2: Excuse me!!!(Takes one more sip.)

Now I will show you what the guy should have said.

Random Guy#1: Um...you know what never mind...I will just wait...
Random Guy#2:Sorry here I think I have another one!!!
Random Guy#1:Hey thanks, here is $3 so you can but another.

So you see why it is disgusting?No? Okay so basically the Random Guy#2 is coughing his guts out,he has a cold.Then he takes a sip out of his cup and could you imagine Random Guy#1 taking a sip after?
Basically saying "Hey,enjoy my liquid germs!!!They are delicious but be warned you may swallow a mouth full of disgusting stuff!!!"Now I know Jay is going to say something about this but I am coming off the bat people I am a HUGE germ-a-phobe.I know it is a problem but you guys have to admit.Drinking after people is in the least kind of gross. Some things I think are tolerable this is the one thing I seriously can't stand.Okay if you don't believe me just do this.At dinner if you drink water in a clear bottle.Eat and drink like normal then look into the water.Stuff will be in the bottle.Then give it to someone and let them drink it and watch as stuff from your mouth enters theirs.I know.DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is a poem I wrote about germs:                  

Everywhere I go you are there.
Whether in the water or the air.
Making people sick
you hop along like a tick.
I can't rid of you, you are very firm.
You make me sick I can't stand a germ.
(Snapping fingers...)

Okay I feel like I have grossed you out enough.The only good thing about germs is the more you get the more immune you are to sicknesses.Therefore as you can imagine I always have the sniffles.Well bye,I hope I didn't ruin your day and if I did well...Too bad suck it up!!!

Have a good summer!!!Love H