Hey Germs Get Out the Way!!!

Hello everyone,H here and today I am pulling a Jay and writing about my day.Hey that rhymes day-Jay.Anyways today was an okay day.I mean it wasn't the best...but I am not here to bum you out.Instead I want to raise public awareness on the most vile,disgusting,sick-a-ma-bobish thing EVER!!!!! DRINKING AFTER PEOPLE!!!!Now all my friends say I over react but I think it is perfectly rational... Okay so imagine this...well actually no just read this instead.

Random Guy #1:(Panting)Oh man I am so thirsty!!!
Random Guy#2:(Slurping away on a Soda)
Random Guy#1:Whoa guy!I am so thirsty.Could you give me a sip of that delicious,berry soda.
Random Guy#2:Sure!!!I always let random people drink my sodas!!!(Coughs,sneezes,&retches)
Random Guy#2: Excuse me!!!(Takes one more sip.)

Now I will show you what the guy should have said.

Random Guy#1: Um...you know what never mind...I will just wait...
Random Guy#2:Sorry here I think I have another one!!!
Random Guy#1:Hey thanks, here is $3 so you can but another.

So you see why it is disgusting?No? Okay so basically the Random Guy#2 is coughing his guts out,he has a cold.Then he takes a sip out of his cup and could you imagine Random Guy#1 taking a sip after?
Basically saying "Hey,enjoy my liquid germs!!!They are delicious but be warned you may swallow a mouth full of disgusting stuff!!!"Now I know Jay is going to say something about this but I am coming off the bat people I am a HUGE germ-a-phobe.I know it is a problem but you guys have to admit.Drinking after people is in the least kind of gross. Some things I think are tolerable this is the one thing I seriously can't stand.Okay if you don't believe me just do this.At dinner if you drink water in a clear bottle.Eat and drink like normal then look into the water.Stuff will be in the bottle.Then give it to someone and let them drink it and watch as stuff from your mouth enters theirs.I know.DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is a poem I wrote about germs:                  

Everywhere I go you are there.
Whether in the water or the air.
Making people sick
you hop along like a tick.
I can't rid of you, you are very firm.
You make me sick I can't stand a germ.
(Snapping fingers...)

Okay I feel like I have grossed you out enough.The only good thing about germs is the more you get the more immune you are to sicknesses.Therefore as you can imagine I always have the sniffles.Well bye,I hope I didn't ruin your day and if I did well...Too bad suck it up!!!

Have a good summer!!!Love H

TTYL

How many people own a cell phone were they can text away? How about a kindle fire? Or Ipad? Or Ipod? Well, I just joined the revolution that has consumed many teens and adults. And its called texting.

Texting is fun. But there have been problems created by these virtual messages.

1. People are always texting when I'm trying to talk to them. If you want to talk to the person on your cell phone so badly, then please don't talk to me. 

   2. If you text in the movies, you need to be kicked out. Not only are you wasting your money because you're not paying attention, you're also wasting other people's money by giving them a horrible experience. Plus, you are instructed to turn off your phones. I think you should listen.

   3. Nobody likes it when they receive a mean text messages. If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all. Imagine your talking to the person face to face. Would you say what you're about to write? If not, It's probably rude or something just shouldn't share with anyone.

   4. No one wants a long text message. Texting is meant to be light, fun and informal. Anything over 160 characters is an email. Anything serious like bad news, invitations, and serious conversations should be saved for face to face conversation or phone calls.

   5. Texting is meant for instant replies but sometimes the text won't get to the person under 10 seconds. And that person may not be checking his/her inbox constantly. Their trying to live their life. If it's so important, call them.

   6. PLEASE DO NOT USE ALL CAPS. ITS LIKE YOU'RE REALLY ANGRY AND ITS SUPER HARD TO READ. PLEASE JUST WRITE normally. BECASE IF YOU WRITE LIKE THIS, IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SCREAMING AT ME!

   7. Not everyone knows the "text codes." So please try writing normally. And don't write with bad grammar. It's okay if it happens occasionally but some people (ME!) are not use to it.

   8. Please don't text people in the middle of the night or the early morning unless you are sure of their schedule.

   

Thanks for reading and don't be a dork and do these things. Its annoying.

Love the world and kill one germ at a time! Jay

If You Own It. You Control It.

Hey everybody H here.Have you ever gotten grounded and been restricted from something?How about the
same circumstance but with something YOU paid for? Even if it is allowance, it is yours you have your rights
and obligations.Parents have the majority of control over their children until it comes to what they own.Everyone take ownership of your property.We all love our parents and we respect them therefore they should do the same.As a kid we have limited rights and we should take advantage of them.Oh, and if your parents insist on taking it away they are NOT allowed.Now don't get me wrong they can get you to get off of it for a moment if they ask.But they can't really take it away.You may here excuses like "I gave you the money to pay for it." Has anyone ever heard the saying 'Once you give you can't take back.' well use this bravely as your motto in this event.Also don't take this fully to your heart because parents have a way of Double-Punishing you for this.Use this thought wisely and remember you have rights to your stuff.

                                                                                                               Stay Awesome,H

Are you Ghetto?

I have heard a lot of people now-a-days calling other people and things Ghetto. I am so sick and tired of it. Why do I have to be ghetto? Because you have nothing better to talk about? Seriously, if your one of those people, you need to totally quit it.

Not only is calling someone Ghetto racist, it's also not correct. Ghetto is a noun that means an overcrowded urban area often associated with a specific ethnic or racial population; especially because of social, legal, or economic pressure.

Ghetto is not that cool. It is a place. It is caused by economic pressures, social problems, and legal troubles. And you kids actually want to live in a place where you most likely don't have a lot of money, don't have that many friends, and have LEGAL PROBLEMS. Really, is that what you want? Think again because that just is not right. People from the Ghetto might not actually have these problems but then again, they wouldn't be living in the ghetto.

So think twice about who are you going to discriminate and make fun of. It truly is not fun for those who are going through these hard times like he have today. So, don't mess around. You've never experienced were the people in the Ghetto are coming from. And if you have, don't encourage those who haven't to actually make fun of you. Then, after a while it wouldn't be so fun anymore.

For now, just enjoy the world you live in and help those around you. Don't make fun of them. Then we can all fix our world together, hand and hand. I hope you like John Legend's Wake Up Everybody just as much as I love it.

Jay

Teeth

   So we all know have of the girls problems out there. Boys. When boys come in the picture, you notice things about you. Your smile forinstance. Most girls (including boys) have braces and will need them at one point of thier life. well i need braces, expanders, extractions, and those rubberbands. So if you need them, know your not alone. And yes, they do hurt (especially the spacers) but you'll get used to it. just know, beauty hurts. Enjoy these pics, they are funny. ;)

Just don't forget to Smile (even if you have worse teeth than a caveman!!) Bye, Em